Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee - Poor Richards Almanac - Never take a wife till thou hast a house

Old-fashioned wit. Everyday comfort.

Give your casual wardrobe a conversation starter with the Poor Richards Almanac “Never take a wife till thou hast a house” tee. Its memorable, old-fashioned saying brings a playful touch of literary character to a relaxed unisex essential, made for people who enjoy a clever line and a little historical flavor.

Pull it on for an afternoon browsing books, a coffee stop with friends, or an unhurried weekend at home. The substantial, vintage-style cotton feel adds comfortable texture, while the roomy cut makes it easy to wear on its own or beneath an open jacket. Pair it with your favorite denim and let the saying do the talking.

Comfort in the details

• Medium-weight, 100% US cotton with a substantial, vintage-style feel.
• Roomy unisex fit that runs larger than standard.
• Tubular-knit construction and taped shoulders.
• Ribbed collar for shape retention.
• Tear-away label for added comfort.
• Available in sizes S–5XL.
• Color options: Navy, White, Black, Military Green, and Tan.

For someone who appreciates a clever saying

A thoughtful gift for readers, fans of old-fashioned humor, and friends who like their everyday clothing to have a little personality. Choose it for a birthday or a just-because surprise with a playful edge.

Fit and size guide

This tee runs larger than standard for a relaxed fit. Compare the measurements below with a shirt you already enjoy wearing. All measurements are in inches.

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold, up to 30°C / 90°F.
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed.
• Do not tumble dry.
• Do not iron.
• Do not dry clean.