Wear Franklin's Wittiest Wisdom
Embrace one of Benjamin Franklin's most clever and darkly humorous quotes with our "Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead" t-shirt from Poor Richard's Place. This classic unisex tee features Franklin's sharp observation about human nature, trust, and the difficulty of keeping secrets, making it perfect for history enthusiasts, quote lovers, those with a dark sense of humor, and anyone who appreciates Franklin's wit and wisdom. Whether you're making a statement about discretion, sparking conversations, or simply celebrating timeless wisdom, this shirt delivers both style and substance.
Premium Comfort, Timeless Quality
Crafted from 100% cotton fabric, this unisex t-shirt delivers exceptional comfort and durability that honors Franklin's enduring wit. The ribbed knit collar provides elasticity and shape retention, while shoulder tape adds stability and prevents stretching. Advanced Direct-to-Film and Direct-to-Garment printing techniques ensure the quote remains crisp and vibrant through countless wears. The tear-away label provides a scratch-free experience for all-day comfort.
Classic Fit, Clever Statement
Available in sizes S through 5XL, this classic unisex design ensures everyone can wear Franklin's clever wisdom with pride. Perfect for everyday wear, casual outings, educational events, or any occasion where wit, wisdom, and a touch of dark humor are appreciated.
Perfect For:
- History buffs and Benjamin Franklin admirers
- Those with a dark or clever sense of humor
- Quote enthusiasts and literary apparel lovers
- Thoughtful gifts for witty friends and family
- Casual wear that sparks conversations
- Educational events and historical celebrations
- Anyone who appreciates timeless wisdom about human nature
- Making a statement about trust and discretion
Product Features
- 100% cotton fabric for superior comfort and breathability
- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity and shape retention
- Shoulder tape for stability and preventing stretching
- Tear-away label for scratch-free wearing experience
- Direct-to-Film and Direct-to-Garment printing for crisp detail
- Classic unisex fit for versatile styling
- Available in sizes S through 5XL for inclusive sizing
- Durable construction for long-lasting wear
- Machine washable for easy care
The Wit Behind the Words
"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead" is one of Benjamin Franklin's most famous and darkly humorous proverbs from Poor Richard's Almanack. This quote brilliantly captures Franklin's cynical yet realistic view of human nature and our tendency to share information we've been told to keep confidential. With characteristic wit, Franklin suggests that the only way to truly ensure a secret remains secret among three people is if two of them are no longer alive to tell it. The quote reflects Franklin's deep understanding of human psychology, the challenges of trust, and the near-impossibility of maintaining confidentiality when multiple people are involved. It's both a warning about whom to trust with sensitive information and a humorous commentary on human nature's inability to resist sharing secrets. This timeless wisdom remains as relevant today as it was in the 18th century, reminding us to be careful about what we share and with whom.
A Gift for Clever Minds
This witty t-shirt makes an exceptional gift for history enthusiasts, quote lovers, friends with a dark sense of humor, or anyone who appreciates Franklin's clever observations about human nature. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or simply celebrating someone's wit and appreciation for timeless wisdom. It's more than apparel—it's wearable wit that sparks conversations and celebrates the enduring relevance of Franklin's insights.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Use non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Specifications
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Fit: Classic unisex
- Collar: Ribbed knit
- Label: Tear-away
- Printing: Direct-to-Film and Direct-to-Garment
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
