Hospitality with Humor. Wisdom with a Wink.
Embrace Benjamin Franklin's most delightfully candid observation with this premium unisex t-shirt featuring the iconic Poor Richard's maxim: "Fish and visitors stink in 3 days." More than apparel—it's a playful reminder that even the best guests should know when it's time to go home.
Franklin's Funniest Truth
With his characteristic wit, Franklin captured a universal truth about hospitality: warmth and welcome have their limits. This quote celebrates the honest humor of setting boundaries, the relief of reclaiming your space, and the understanding that good guests know not to overstay their welcome. It's the perfect blend of historical wisdom and relatable comedy.
Premium Construction & Comfort
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100% Pure Cotton Fabric – Breathable, soft, and built to last through countless wears
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Ribbed Knit Collar – Maintains shape and elasticity wash after wash
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Reinforced Shoulder Tape – Prevents stretching and ensures long-lasting fit
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Tear-Away Label – Scratch-free comfort from the first wear
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Advanced Printing – Direct-to-Film and Direct-to-Garment techniques for vibrant, durable graphics
For Hosts Who Keep It Real
Whether you're a frequent host who loves entertaining but values your space, someone who appreciates Franklin's sharp wit and humor, a homeowner who's dealt with extended houseguests, a history buff who loves the Founding Fathers' lighter side, or simply someone who enjoys clever, relatable quotes, this tee speaks your language.
Perfect For Every Occasion
Ideal for casual home entertaining, housewarming gifts with personality, vacation homes and guest rooms, everyday wear with a conversation starter, or as a humorous gift for fellow hosts who understand the struggle.
Effortless Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F)
- Tumble dry on low heat
- No ironing or dry cleaning needed
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Sizing & Fit
Available in sizes S–5XL. Unisex fit designed for all-day comfort. Consult our detailed size chart below to find your perfect fit.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
A Heritage Brand You Can Trust
From Poor Richards Place, where American history meets contemporary style. Each piece celebrates the wisdom—and wit—of our Founding Fathers and the timeless truths that still make us laugh.
Wear the wit. Set the boundaries. Add this humorous piece to your collection today.
