Nuts Have Consequences — Fighting Squirrel Tribute

One Squirrel. One Nut. Zero Regrets.

Big truck. Small opponent. Expensive lesson. The Nuts Have Consequences — Fighting Squirrel Tribute tee turns a roadside showdown into a wearable comedy of attitude, escape, and acorn-powered revenge.

A Four-Panel Story Worth a Second Look

The front sets the scene with “LAST GREAT ACT OF DEFIANCE”: a squirrel clutching his acorn and giving a middle-finger salute to an approaching 4×4. The sleeves carry the action forward with “TACTICAL WITHDRAWAL” up a tree, followed by “RETURN FIRE,” as one well-aimed acorn cracks the windshield.

On the back, “NUTS HAVE CONSEQUENCES” delivers the punchline: a wrecked truck, a dazed driver nursing a bump on his head, and one thoroughly satisfied squirrel above it all.

Bold Artwork. Everyday Comfort.

Detailed illustrations and metallic-look lettering give this all-over print tee its unmistakable character. Pair it with jeans for a weekend gathering and let someone discover the story, one panel at a time. Quick-drying polyester, a regular fit, and tagless construction keep everyday wear comfortable.

Product Details

• 100% polyester with shape-retaining, quick-drying properties
• Coordinated front, back, and sleeve artwork with all-over printing
• Black stitching, side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape
• Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/yd²
• Regular fit; tagless; runs true to size
• Available in sizes S–3XL
• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

A Note on the Humor

Features an illustrated middle-finger gesture and cartoon crash imagery. Made for those who appreciate unapologetic adult humor.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), gentle cycle
• Tumble dry on low heat
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean