Crewneck Sweatshirt - Poor Richards Almanac - Never take a wife till thou hast a house

Old-fashioned wit. Everyday comfort.

Bring a little character to cooler days with this Poor Richard’s Almanac-inspired crewneck sweatshirt. A Benjamin Franklin portrait crowns a warmly lit stone cottage, framed by ornate gold-toned scrollwork and parchment-style banners. Earthy colors and intricate details give the chest artwork a vintage storybook feel.

The design reads: “Ne’er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.” Equal parts literary humor and fireside charm, it’s a distinctive layer for anyone who appreciates history, classic illustration, and a well-turned phrase.

Your slow-weekend staple

Pull it on for a crisp morning coffee run, settle into a favorite reading chair, or pair it with jeans for an easy afternoon out. The soft, medium-heavy cotton-poly blend brings welcome warmth, while the ribbed collar and cuffed sleeves give this familiar crewneck a neatly finished look.

Comfort in the details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester fabric balances softness and durability
• Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² fabric for comfortable layering
• Tubular knit construction without side seams
• Ribbed collar, cuffed sleeves, and double-needle stitching
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sizes S–3XL
• Choose Black, Navy, Red, Sand, White, or Military Green

A gift with a story

A thoughtful choice for a book lover, history enthusiast, or admirer of Franklin’s wit. The detailed cottage artwork and old-world lettering make it more than a plain sweatshirt, without sacrificing everyday wearability.

Size guide

All measurements are in inches. Sleeve length is measured from the center back. Size tolerance: 1.50 inches.

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C / 90°F
• Use non-chlorine bleach only as needed
• Tumble dry on low heat
• Do not dry clean