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Pair it with your favorite denim and let the saying do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComfort in the details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium-weight, 100% US cotton with a substantial, vintage-style feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRoomy unisex fit that runs larger than standard.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTubular-knit construction and taped shoulders.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed collar for shape retention.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label for added comfort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in sizes S–5XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColor options: Navy, White, Black, Military Green, and Tan.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFor someone who appreciates a clever saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA thoughtful gift for readers, fans of old-fashioned humor, and friends who like their everyday clothing to have a little personality. 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